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WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Some folks people reading this speech are already saying; “but kissing is not a sin and it is a way of expressing love for one another”. You are right. I agree with you that folks in the western world kiss one another even people that are not their bae or boo get this expression too.

I know that my fellow presidents of Baeless and Booless association in the western countries would find this ridiculous as well, since they are more liberal and they often greet themselves with kiss with no lust attached to it.

You can go ahead and quote scriptures for me to justify this “kissology” matter as if I don’t read bible. I know there is no part of the scriptures that says; “thou shall not kiss”, you will only find scriptures that encourages it even in the new testament (1 Cor. 16:20, Romans 16:16).

Am I against the scriptures? Or does it mean that God wants us to be kissing ourselves?

The mode of kissing admonished in the scriptures comes with cultural context of the Jews to greet one another with a kiss, somewhat on the cheek and not direct mouth to mouth kiss or “French kiss” as we fondly call it.

If Apostle Paul was a Yoruba man, it would have been written in one of the epistles in the bible that children should prostrate for their father while those in the western world would have found it difficult to comply due to their culture but it won’t be a sin if they don’t.

Judas kissed Jesus to greet Him and to identify Him to the soldiers for His arrest (Luke 22:47).

In Nigeria, we don’t kiss one another with kiss. Very few family members does the stamping of the cheek. Why? Jewish kiss is holy while Nigerian kiss is not Holy. Scriptures confirmed “holy” kiss for greeting alone.

Jewish kiss outside wedlock can’t lead to anything even behind closed doors while Nigerian kiss outside and inside wedlock, both behind open and closed doors will always lead to some unholy something. Let’s be sincere with ourselves, can you kiss your bae or boo or get kissed and your body won’t do “Gim Gim”?

For example, if I attend an event or meeting with my Bae and an usher either male or female (Lesbian alert) grabs her and kiss her as a greeting to prove to me that it’s holy kiss. Hmmm, I will remove my suit and give him or her “holy slaps” that would draw holy marks of Christ on his or her cheek.

If any man greets my Bae with handshake and doesn’t leave her hand as soon as possible, I will begin to suspect the person.

Let me ask you; can you kiss your bae during courtship in the presence of her parents or her pastors and tell them it’s holy kiss instructed in the bible? But if you are married, can you do it in their presence?

If kissing is the peak to prove love that must be expressed. Those that keep dog as a pet, I believe you love the dog. If I may ask, how many times have you kissed the dog mouth to mouth.

From the account of Judas’ kiss on Jesus, you can learn that some kiss at the wrong time and wrong place can be dangerous. The kiss sponsored the arrest of Jesus. In the same vein, untimely kiss in courtship can sponsor the arrest and withdrawal of the marriage in view.

Sister, any brother kissing you before marriage is only tasting you when he is yet to price and purchase you. If you are allowing it, that means you are a very cheap commodity with less value. It’s only a commodity with less value that can be tasted before purchase in the market.

May God forgive all of you that have been kissing your bae and boo behind closed doors but you have to stop now because if I emerge and catch you in the act, I will deal with you ooo.

Some brothers can tell how different parts of the body of the sisters they are courting taste. I will soon catch you and sentence you, I’m coming for you.

For the married couple, when I emerge, kissing your spouse regularly will be your compulsory obligation. We will also dedicate a national holiday for kissing i.e “National Kissing Day”.

Any man whose spouse reports to our relationship court for depriving her of regular kisses would be asked to pay her fine and kiss her one hundred times in the court premises.

If you will still vote for me despite this agenda on kiss, tell me “I Support You”.

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MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

So I want to officially declare my intentions to run for the office of the president for the baeless and booless association of Nigeria.

After much advice, counsels and support from my team, friends and patrons, I have decided to take up the mantle and fight the good fight of faith.

A new relationship mentality is a reality, we could reduce divorce and break ups rate, singleness would no longer look like a curse, being engaged would no longer be a product of deliverance, getting a YES for a proposal would not always be a prayer point, knowing Mr. or Miss right would not always be by fasting, sex before marriage would be absolutely frowned at, there won’t be unwanted pregnancies and people would no longer do weddings with white hairs again.

These are my goals and intentions if I’m elected, I call it “MY 10 POINTS AGENDA”;

1. I will see to passing a bill that would ensure that courtship doesn’t exceed 3-years maximum.

2. I will ensure that getting a consent for a relationship and marriage proposal doesn’t exceed one year maximum and anything beyond that would be a punishable offence.

3. I will ensure that anyone that is not engaged at the age of 35 both male and female would be a suspect in the society. Hence, they could be detained for investigation and interrogation. This would make folks focus and make relationship part of their priority.

4. I will ensure that the reason of celibacy for some special people would go through proper scrutiny before they are allowed in the society, otherwise, they would be sentenced for remaining single that long.

5. I will see to the initiation and establishment of relationship court where brothers could sue or charge sisters to for giving them a red card or NO for their proposal. This court would get to the level of appeal where brother can continue on the case if they lost at one point.

6. I will connive and collaborate with other relationship writers and speakers even as the president to organize relationship seminars, hang outs, write books and articles for the baeless, booless and engaged citizens.

7. I will put up policies and collaborate with organization that will help fund vacations so that folks who are at the brink of breakups can go and bond stronger again. These funds would also cover for stipends to those in relationship whose challenge is finance.

8. I will declare four days in a year as a national public holiday for bae to find boo, boo to find bae and the engaged & married to have time to enjoy themselves.

9. I will ensure that break ups and divorce rate in Nigeria reduce by 50% before 2020; rate of single mothers is reduced to 1 out of 10 among women between 21 to 30 years.

10. I will kick against abortion, make it illegal and sex before marriage would be a lifetime imprisonment for anyone irrespective of background, religion, age or ethic. Anyone caught pregnant by chance would be arrested with the man that performed the act with her and would be charged to court with no appeal in view.

I know many would not want to vote for me again because of my agenda number 10 but you can’t stop me from emerging. If you see me anything on POP, please, hold anyone that is against agenda number 10 responsible. Note, I’m too defended to be defeated.

My transformation is the transformation. Please, I need volunteers that can help me steal ballot box in areas where they won’t vote for me.

If you know you will vote for me send me “Hi” and your favorite agenda number.

CC- Allinson Hyacintho (Grand Patron)
CC- Abaire Olawale (Party Chairman).

BECOME ALL THINGS TO YOUR SPOUSE SO YOU CAN BY ALL MEANS SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

BECOME ALL THINGS TO YOUR SPOUSE SO YOU CAN BY ALL MEANS SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Sister, if that your Boo tells you he loves trousers, don’t tarry to get convictions to start wearing trousers. He wants to see something on you that other strange ladies out there have been calling his attention to. Please, do well to wear the trousers and flaunt something for him. As simple as that is, it can save your boo from being a fornicator or an adulterer.

Don’t say, you are S.U or a pastor. You can wear it at home or special occasion with your boo. That doesn’t make you an hypocrite. Don’t give attention to what people would say about that because they will also have something to say when your boo starts flirting around or when your marriage start having issues.

Don’t be deceived when folks tell you; ” trousers would take you to hell”. If that’s true, women like Kathryn Oilman should be in hell after all her exploits for the kingdom than her contemporaries who had never wore trousers in their lifetime.

Sister, if your Boo says he loves to see you wear ear rings, please wear it ma. Don’t be like those sisters that condemns people who wear ear rings but when their Boos gave them engagement rings to propose to them after years of waiting, they collected it and put it on. What’s the difference between hand or ear?

Lol, if they tell you your golden ear ring will take you to hell. Argue with them, tell them; “it is only heaven that has streets made of gold and angels wear golden crowns not hell”. Tell them, what you are wearing can only be seen in heaven not hell. Tell them to get understanding of what qualifies one for hell.

Anty, If your Bobo likes different styles of braids and hair fixing that requires attachments and weavons. Please, wear it ma. If they tell you, those artificial hairs are made by mermade under water. Tell them that’s the reason why a spirit filled sister like you should wear it so that the anointing on your head can terminate the evil agenda they are plotting with it.

Bobo, you can follow my footstep oo. I have been following my Coldstone (younger sister) to salon when I’m not busy. I’m learning how to be patient and how to share my time with my spouse when she goes to the salon rather than feeling lonely till she comes back.

When I get to the salon, I ask for the hairstyles magazines, memorize the names of the ones I love, ask my sister about the one she did and help her to loose it when it’s due.

Brother, help your Bae to loose her hair, wash her hair when it’s on shampoo or conditioner, it’s part of your duty sir. You can start learning it now. Those are part of the preparation for a good marriage not only by speaking in tongues.

Speaking in tongues can’t send angels to assist your wife in the kitchen, you have to avail yourself to do that. You can’t prophecy for your Bae’s hair to get loosed, you have to hold the cutting comb yourself.

As the saying goes; “a true gentleman never goes out of fashion”, please sir, “be fashionable and be a fashionister”. It doesn’t cost you much, it only demands you paying attention to it.

Don’t say; “I don’t care about fashion”, your Bae may care about it. It’s an insult for your Bae to always tell you she loves how some brothers use to dress. What makes you different from those brothers is your negligence, they aren’t better than you.

Brother, you can go online and start saving those atiires you want your Bae to appear on and sister, do the same. Save and snap those attires that “burst your head” when you see people on it and recommend it for your spouse. Don’t rate someone somewhere above your spouse, you can create whatever you desire in him or her and bring him or her to the knowledge of it.

Sister, you can enrol in a catering school now. You can start joining your mum in the kitchen again to learn more dishes. As you are memorizing stuffs about your career, also, memorize the recipes too for your marriage.

Brother, I know you are a man and you may have lots of stuffs to attend to. Please, create time to ease that Bae in the kitchen. Don’t be like those men who enter the kitchen only to complain to their spouse when they can’t endure hunger again.

If you want your Bae to remain classic, relief her of stress and pain. Remember, she has quite a number of pains to attend to momentarily. She has her monthly menstrual pains, pregnancy pangs for nine months, child birth pains during and after delivery. Biko, don’t add to her pains.

Entering the kitchen sometimes to cook for your Bae is not a prove that you don’t have something to do, it’s actually a prove that you have something to do but you value what your Bae has been doing.

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO CAN’T WAIT AGAIN TO LAVISH HIS LOVE ON THAT SISTER; TAKE A MOMENT TO CONSIDER THESE WORDS BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO CAN’T WAIT AGAIN TO LAVISH HIS LOVE ON THAT SISTER; TAKE A MOMENT TO CONSIDER THESE WORDS BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear Padi mi,

It gives me great delight again my brother to write you in anticipation to hear that Princess Charming you so desire has finally consented to your proposal.

I know you have been very proactive to prepare your body, soul and spirit for her with many actions that would make the relationship very promising. I guess if she was aware of these actions she may hasten in giving you a positive response.

Before you conclude on carrying out such plans, please, consider these words because her case may be different and her desires for that prospective relationship may not be what you have on mind for her.

Bobo, I know you have the list of gifts you plan sending to her momentarily. The make up kit for her convocation, the wrist watch for her birthday, the surprise pizza for lunch at work, the perfume after conniving with her best friend to know the brand she loves, the peplum gown of her favourite colour so you could see her express that alluring nature she gat, the engagement ring for the official marriage proposal and so on.

Don’t be surprised if all these gifts doesn’t really move her like your attention to help her activate and sharpen the “spiritual gifts” she is graced with because she is concerned about her within than her without.

You may be planning hanging out with her at different places; at shopping malls, the cinema, the beach, restaurant and the likes. Don’t consider her as “spiricoco” if she desires more that you hang out with her in the secret place in fellowship with the Holy Spirit than in public relaxation centers. Her best place could be the secret place and where she gets real cool may be the closet.

You may be planning to spice up her activities by introducing her to doing bodily exercises, playing of video games with her and so on. Don’t be worried bros., if all these activities are making her bored. What interests her more may be you introducing her to new patterns of spiritual dynamics and realities.

I know you have started visiting the gym since you overheard someone tell you many sisters love “six packs” and you discovered that what you have is “fat packs or one and half packs” at the moment. Please, keep doing the push ups but she may be concerned about your Spiritual stature than your physical muscle. What she desires may be “Mr. Spirit” rather than “Mr. Macho”.

Bros., I know you have started knowing and preparing to start taking those recipes to last longer in bed and to avoid erectile dysfunction so you could satisfy her on bed. Good decision sir but she desires more that you last longer in the prayer room than in the bed room. Yes, she likes the activities in the other room but she wants to see you more active in the upper room.

Of what use is your life if you desire and can be active for one hour in the bed room (other room) while you are sleeping in just 20 minutes in the prayer room (upper room)? Something must be wrong with you nigba yen.

Bobo, wise up, give attention to what matters to her so you won’t end up beating the air and looking stupid to her.

Don’t get me wrong sir, please do those activities you have on mind for her because they would also facilitate the relationship but give more attention to her concerns.

Love you brother, I’m concerned about your relationship.

LETTER TO THAT BAE WHO WANTS TO GIVE THAT BROTHER A RED CARD BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO THAT BAE WHO WANTS TO GIVE THAT BROTHER A RED CARD BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Why are you so quick to bring out the red card? Hope is not that brother with the “red car” that you are envisaging that he would come and propose to you someday. Bae, he may tarry long and never come, by then you would have missed this one and those that would come that time may not be an option but you will see them as a rescue mission.

Why are you so quick to tell him you are still praying when you knew you will never take his matter to God because you have already made your decision from Day 1. Please, stop this prayer warrior camouflage approach and let the Bobo know his faith oo.

Why are you saying you are not convinced when you know you are really confused because you never imagined such a brother coming to you.

The reason why you want to answer that brother with a “No” is because he doesn’t appear like the brother you are envisaging and you already have a standard for your future boo.

Sister, stop comparing that brother with “Masterpiece” ooo. He may not dress like Masterpiece who is still on “Legedes Benz” and using “solĂ© airways” (a moving motor park) for his journeys while the brother loves to appear on casual with his Lexus SUV.

Don’t compare that brother with David Olawade who has a sense of humour and can write romantic letters. The brother may appear gentle and not be expressive but he can learn to be that kind of man you desire if you give him your consent.

The brother may look too spiritual and you have made up your mind not to go out with a SU. Remember, he won’t be a SU in the “other room” oo. That he always talk about the upper room doesn’t mean he doesn’t mind the other room when you give him the chance, only time would tell.

Don’t be deceived because he didn’t propose to you like your colleague’s boo did to her. What matters more is the end, not the approach.

Don’t judge that brother or his spiritual life because he doesn’t appear on the posters, what is more important is he appears in the portals of heaven and he is gaining ascendancy momentarily.

He may not appear before men often to minister as you desire of a boo but be sure he appears before God often to touch more spiritual realities. Remember, there are lots of men who minister to people but maltreat their spouses.

You may not get to see him in many events that you desire to see him, be sure he is not missing in the secret place. You may not see him with the microphone but he is called to do something in God’s agenda and the microphone may not be his own tool.

Aunty, if you want to give him a red card, please, give him on time. Don’t use him and keep him waiting to fill in the gap as you anticipate your desired “Prince Charming”.

Don’t also think of giving him a red card because you are afraid and concerned about how you can cope with the height he has attained in life, ministry and career. Before he considered you among others, he must have thought of that and he saw something in you that you may not be conscious of. See it as a privilege and an opportunity to brace up and learn.

You can make your decision now ma.

*Much love,*
_Legislator and Minister of Affairs, Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria,_
*Masterpiece David Olawade*

LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear MasterQueen,

Let me play the ring tone to you again, “you know I love you and I will always do”. I can hear your sonorous voice in response to the statement and it sounds as if it’s your first time of saying it to me. My heart is resonating in thoughts while my brain is revolving round the statement in deep meditation.

Bae, I’m yet to figure out the status I was when I approached you to pronounce my conjugal manifesto in anticipation of the ultimate proposal that would penultimate my action to take you to the altar for the whole world to see that I got a good catch finding the bone of my bone.

I can’t say if I was in the spirit or flesh when I approached you but I think what happened had never happened to me before. I was in the spirit and in the flesh at the same time.

I was in the spirit because I knew I prophesied, all the revelational and vocal gifts were at work in me at the same time; the discerning of spirit, spirit of prophecy, word of knowledge and word of wisdom found great expression as I told you things that happened to me years ago that I didn’t know earlier and experiences that would happen to us in years to come after moments of speaking in tongues before approaching you.

Bae, not only were Revelational gifts of the spirit were at work that day, the power gifts were at stand by. I held to the gift of faith, if you give me a “red card” for my intentions, I will remain positive, keep the faith alive that better days are ahead and with God all things are possible. I was steadfastly with the gift of healing, if you broke my heart with your disposition that day, I would be able to heal my heart immediately.

Even the fruit of the spirit were also at play; I am “gentle”, I felt “peace”, I had “Joy” like a river, I am “humble” and ready to let go of myself and ego, I was ready for “longsuffering”, to be “patient” and to “endure” if you will keep me waiting or on hold for long. I had to check my “temperament” to agree with yours and I have decided to be “faithful” to my words as a “meek” dude that I am.

I was in the flesh as I felt nervous and lots of vibrations were occurring inside me at the same time. I was emotional and looking into your eyes answered the thousands of questions on my mind.

I told you that I like you and you said you like me too. I told you again that I love you and you said you love me, but with the love of Christ and I began to wonder if my own love is love of Dragon. I proposed to you to marry me and you said you need to pray about it. I hope my manifesto hasn’t turned you to a prayer warrior and intercessor?

Please don’t use the time we are supposed to start this experience that I’m anticipating to go on your knees and if you are praying to rebuke that spirit that led me to you, “kole wark oo”. I’m also praying and ready to stay on your matter.

Please, in case your answer is going to be YES. Also pray that Jesus won’t come here anytime soon oo. Because you and I will not join Him back ooo. We will take permission and travel to one Island, for our honeymoon.

After some months, they will give us direction how to meet them up there in heaven. I have read Bible front and back, I have not seen any where God said there will be honeymoon in heaven.

I know you will report me to your friends, mentors, spiritual and biological parents. Before you make your decision, think deeply on their advice and counsels. Don’t just anchor your decision on them but if I be a man of God, every counsel of Ahitophel would not stand. Please permit my prayer, I don’t know how it’s doing me again my dear.

For your friends, I may have offended one of them before unconsciously or one of them is eyeing me and sees this time as a pay back; your mentors don’t know me, they may have issues against my name and career which may influence their judgment; your parents may not like my tribe and pocket, this can result in them being biase with their advice.

Bae, I know marriage is a spiritual institution but we would not leave the carnal engagements unturned ooo. As we would concentrate and give attention to the spiritual we would also take our time on the carnal involvements too.

I know speaking in tongues would be the official language in our home, we would greet ourselves in tongues, pray together, prophesy together, study together, fast together, get revelations together, get visions and fall into trance together.

We will also be carnal together, play football and watch matches together, exercise together, cook together, grace occasions together, play together and so on. We would minister to ourselves in the spirit, also in flesh and blood.

We will both be active together in the “upper room” and in the “other room”. As the people of Israel appeared before the Lord and were not ashamed. We would appear before ourselves and know ourselves intimately, we would not be ashamed.

We would have regular intercourse in the glory realm, we would smile, speak in tongues, prophesy and catch visions about the seeds that would be conceived. When you conceive, I won’t say, “You are pregnant”, I would say; “We are pregnant” because intercourse is an action between two parties in agreement. We would both take all the responsibilities; the house chores, waking up at midnights, cooking and even delivering of our baby.

We won’t use personal or subjective pronouns for entities in our pocession. We would say; our houses, our cars, our children and so on.

MasterQueen, as we had proposed over time to make ourselves the first mentor to our children in ministry, finance, marriage and career, we would do all in our capacity to live the best of life we can.

Matching attires and outfits is not negotiable in many of our outings oo. We will make some of our outings fashion parade and our children would be the judge.

To be continued.

ENVISIONING KINGDOM MARRIAGE AND FAMILY IN THE GLORY REALM BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

ENVISIONING KINGDOM MARRIAGE AND FAMILY IN THE GLORY REALM BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

John the Baptist was filled from the womb since he was conceived by Elizabeth (Luke 1:15). When Mary visited Elizabeth, John from the womb caused his mother to be filled in the spirit (Luke 1:28, 41-45) and she prophesied.

In this glory realm, our children would be filled with the Holy Ghost from the womb. We won’t be surprised when our children kick in the womb and their mother is slain to the extent of falling under the anointing.

We won’t mistake it for health issues or dizziness, we would catch the signals that it’s the supernatural in play.

Gone will those days when an anointed christian couple would have sexual intercourse in marriage and be ashamed because they see it as carnality.

In our time and days, we won’t be ashamed because heaven would bear witness to the day for the conception through the intercourse would be a glorious seed that would shake generations to come.

We would finish sexual intercourse with our spouse, we would thank God, agree together, pray in tongues and prophesy. We would catch vision about our seeds. We would feel the sensation of the anointing during and after the intercourse.

Our children won’t need to pray against generational curses having effect on their lives because we would have completely overcome it for them before they were conceived.

Our children would flow in the supernatural from the womb and we won’t be surprised if the first statement they would make would be in other tongues.

In our family, unknown tongues would be the official language for all. Before we tell our spouse good morning, we would first of all “skabosh” and she would respond in this manner “lankuata lakete”.

When our children act nasty, we would punish them by sending them to our prayer room to pray in tongues for 5 hours and we would join them to engage in the exercise. Our spouse won’t be able to beg for our children because our punishment would not damage their body but would always edify their spirit.

_We would change the word over our children, “in sin did my parents conceive me” to making our children tell their generation, “In righteousness did my parents conceived me”._

*We would validate the statement by getting married to the right spouse, practice courtship in purity no matter how our body do “gim gim” and avoid marriage crisis in the long run.*