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WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Some folks people reading this speech are already saying; “but kissing is not a sin and it is a way of expressing love for one another”. You are right. I agree with you that folks in the western world kiss one another even people that are not their bae or boo get this expression too.

I know that my fellow presidents of Baeless and Booless association in the western countries would find this ridiculous as well, since they are more liberal and they often greet themselves with kiss with no lust attached to it.

You can go ahead and quote scriptures for me to justify this “kissology” matter as if I don’t read bible. I know there is no part of the scriptures that says; “thou shall not kiss”, you will only find scriptures that encourages it even in the new testament (1 Cor. 16:20, Romans 16:16).

Am I against the scriptures? Or does it mean that God wants us to be kissing ourselves?

The mode of kissing admonished in the scriptures comes with cultural context of the Jews to greet one another with a kiss, somewhat on the cheek and not direct mouth to mouth kiss or “French kiss” as we fondly call it.

If Apostle Paul was a Yoruba man, it would have been written in one of the epistles in the bible that children should prostrate for their father while those in the western world would have found it difficult to comply due to their culture but it won’t be a sin if they don’t.

Judas kissed Jesus to greet Him and to identify Him to the soldiers for His arrest (Luke 22:47).

In Nigeria, we don’t kiss one another with kiss. Very few family members does the stamping of the cheek. Why? Jewish kiss is holy while Nigerian kiss is not Holy. Scriptures confirmed “holy” kiss for greeting alone.

Jewish kiss outside wedlock can’t lead to anything even behind closed doors while Nigerian kiss outside and inside wedlock, both behind open and closed doors will always lead to some unholy something. Let’s be sincere with ourselves, can you kiss your bae or boo or get kissed and your body won’t do “Gim Gim”?

For example, if I attend an event or meeting with my Bae and an usher either male or female (Lesbian alert) grabs her and kiss her as a greeting to prove to me that it’s holy kiss. Hmmm, I will remove my suit and give him or her “holy slaps” that would draw holy marks of Christ on his or her cheek.

If any man greets my Bae with handshake and doesn’t leave her hand as soon as possible, I will begin to suspect the person.

Let me ask you; can you kiss your bae during courtship in the presence of her parents or her pastors and tell them it’s holy kiss instructed in the bible? But if you are married, can you do it in their presence?

If kissing is the peak to prove love that must be expressed. Those that keep dog as a pet, I believe you love the dog. If I may ask, how many times have you kissed the dog mouth to mouth.

From the account of Judas’ kiss on Jesus, you can learn that some kiss at the wrong time and wrong place can be dangerous. The kiss sponsored the arrest of Jesus. In the same vein, untimely kiss in courtship can sponsor the arrest and withdrawal of the marriage in view.

Sister, any brother kissing you before marriage is only tasting you when he is yet to price and purchase you. If you are allowing it, that means you are a very cheap commodity with less value. It’s only a commodity with less value that can be tasted before purchase in the market.

May God forgive all of you that have been kissing your bae and boo behind closed doors but you have to stop now because if I emerge and catch you in the act, I will deal with you ooo.

Some brothers can tell how different parts of the body of the sisters they are courting taste. I will soon catch you and sentence you, I’m coming for you.

For the married couple, when I emerge, kissing your spouse regularly will be your compulsory obligation. We will also dedicate a national holiday for kissing i.e “National Kissing Day”.

Any man whose spouse reports to our relationship court for depriving her of regular kisses would be asked to pay her fine and kiss her one hundred times in the court premises.

If you will still vote for me despite this agenda on kiss, tell me “I Support You”.

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