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MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

So I want to officially declare my intentions to run for the office of the president for the baeless and booless association of Nigeria.

After much advice, counsels and support from my team, friends and patrons, I have decided to take up the mantle and fight the good fight of faith.

A new relationship mentality is a reality, we could reduce divorce and break ups rate, singleness would no longer look like a curse, being engaged would no longer be a product of deliverance, getting a YES for a proposal would not always be a prayer point, knowing Mr. or Miss right would not always be by fasting, sex before marriage would be absolutely frowned at, there won’t be unwanted pregnancies and people would no longer do weddings with white hairs again.

These are my goals and intentions if I’m elected, I call it “MY 10 POINTS AGENDA”;

1. I will see to passing a bill that would ensure that courtship doesn’t exceed 3-years maximum.

2. I will ensure that getting a consent for a relationship and marriage proposal doesn’t exceed one year maximum and anything beyond that would be a punishable offence.

3. I will ensure that anyone that is not engaged at the age of 35 both male and female would be a suspect in the society. Hence, they could be detained for investigation and interrogation. This would make folks focus and make relationship part of their priority.

4. I will ensure that the reason of celibacy for some special people would go through proper scrutiny before they are allowed in the society, otherwise, they would be sentenced for remaining single that long.

5. I will see to the initiation and establishment of relationship court where brothers could sue or charge sisters to for giving them a red card or NO for their proposal. This court would get to the level of appeal where brother can continue on the case if they lost at one point.

6. I will connive and collaborate with other relationship writers and speakers even as the president to organize relationship seminars, hang outs, write books and articles for the baeless, booless and engaged citizens.

7. I will put up policies and collaborate with organization that will help fund vacations so that folks who are at the brink of breakups can go and bond stronger again. These funds would also cover for stipends to those in relationship whose challenge is finance.

8. I will declare four days in a year as a national public holiday for bae to find boo, boo to find bae and the engaged & married to have time to enjoy themselves.

9. I will ensure that break ups and divorce rate in Nigeria reduce by 50% before 2020; rate of single mothers is reduced to 1 out of 10 among women between 21 to 30 years.

10. I will kick against abortion, make it illegal and sex before marriage would be a lifetime imprisonment for anyone irrespective of background, religion, age or ethic. Anyone caught pregnant by chance would be arrested with the man that performed the act with her and would be charged to court with no appeal in view.

I know many would not want to vote for me again because of my agenda number 10 but you can’t stop me from emerging. If you see me anything on POP, please, hold anyone that is against agenda number 10 responsible. Note, I’m too defended to be defeated.

My transformation is the transformation. Please, I need volunteers that can help me steal ballot box in areas where they won’t vote for me.

If you know you will vote for me send me “Hi” and your favorite agenda number.

CC- Allinson Hyacintho (Grand Patron)
CC- Abaire Olawale (Party Chairman).

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