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MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

So I want to officially declare my intentions to run for the office of the president for the baeless and booless association of Nigeria.

After much advice, counsels and support from my team, friends and patrons, I have decided to take up the mantle and fight the good fight of faith.

A new relationship mentality is a reality, we could reduce divorce and break ups rate, singleness would no longer look like a curse, being engaged would no longer be a product of deliverance, getting a YES for a proposal would not always be a prayer point, knowing Mr. or Miss right would not always be by fasting, sex before marriage would be absolutely frowned at, there won’t be unwanted pregnancies and people would no longer do weddings with white hairs again.

These are my goals and intentions if I’m elected, I call it “MY 10 POINTS AGENDA”;

1. I will see to passing a bill that would ensure that courtship doesn’t exceed 3-years maximum.

2. I will ensure that getting a consent for a relationship and marriage proposal doesn’t exceed one year maximum and anything beyond that would be a punishable offence.

3. I will ensure that anyone that is not engaged at the age of 35 both male and female would be a suspect in the society. Hence, they could be detained for investigation and interrogation. This would make folks focus and make relationship part of their priority.

4. I will ensure that the reason of celibacy for some special people would go through proper scrutiny before they are allowed in the society, otherwise, they would be sentenced for remaining single that long.

5. I will see to the initiation and establishment of relationship court where brothers could sue or charge sisters to for giving them a red card or NO for their proposal. This court would get to the level of appeal where brother can continue on the case if they lost at one point.

6. I will connive and collaborate with other relationship writers and speakers even as the president to organize relationship seminars, hang outs, write books and articles for the baeless, booless and engaged citizens.

7. I will put up policies and collaborate with organization that will help fund vacations so that folks who are at the brink of breakups can go and bond stronger again. These funds would also cover for stipends to those in relationship whose challenge is finance.

8. I will declare four days in a year as a national public holiday for bae to find boo, boo to find bae and the engaged & married to have time to enjoy themselves.

9. I will ensure that break ups and divorce rate in Nigeria reduce by 50% before 2020; rate of single mothers is reduced to 1 out of 10 among women between 21 to 30 years.

10. I will kick against abortion, make it illegal and sex before marriage would be a lifetime imprisonment for anyone irrespective of background, religion, age or ethic. Anyone caught pregnant by chance would be arrested with the man that performed the act with her and would be charged to court with no appeal in view.

I know many would not want to vote for me again because of my agenda number 10 but you can’t stop me from emerging. If you see me anything on POP, please, hold anyone that is against agenda number 10 responsible. Note, I’m too defended to be defeated.

My transformation is the transformation. Please, I need volunteers that can help me steal ballot box in areas where they won’t vote for me.

If you know you will vote for me send me “Hi” and your favorite agenda number.

CC- Allinson Hyacintho (Grand Patron)
CC- Abaire Olawale (Party Chairman).

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O MY SISTER HEAR THE SIGNAL; THE SURPRISE IS ON THE WAY BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

O MY SISTER HEAR THE SIGNAL; THE SURPRISE IS ON THE WAY BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Sister, that brother calls you often than he calls his parent and siblings but you said it doesn’t mean, he is just being nice. That kind of “niceness” is deep oh that he could skip his quiet time in the morning to have an hour of personal time with you on the phone.

He sends you airtime while he borrows airtime from his service provider to ring you if you got what he sent. He could do anything to please you but you feel he has no motive for these.

He takes you out for shopping, to see movies and sends you gifts on different occasion as a bid to win your heart but you think he is running a charity organization. If you think he is running a charity organization, hope you know and he knows you are not less privileged?

He introduced you to his mother on one of their family functions and his mum called you; “omo mi (my daughter)”. Lol, you think the old woman was saying that due to cultural attraction but she knows what she said from the signals she got that you failed to be sensitive to.

His friend calls you; “our sister” as they took you as their own but you concluded that everyone around him are just so nice.

You took his phone and saw yourself as the wallpaper but you said; “that’s so kind of you, let me give you more and better pictures”. He has over hundred of your pictures but only two of his mum. You concluded that all these doesn’t matter and he is just a friend with a different mindset. You are correct, there is a different mindset he has that you are about to be aware of.

He floods his social media timelines and statuses with your pictures when it’s not your birthday, he meant the smileys he uses but you feel; “what are friends for?”

You had a relationship talk with him and you asked him when he is likely to be engaged, he said soon. He told you he desires a lady like you and you responded with a free heart in sincerity; “may God grant you your heart desire”. He sees it as a confirmation and believed the prayer has been answered as he took a step of faith.

Suddenly, the anticipated day came when he invited you to the restaurant. You appeared alluring as usual but you wondered why he chose this restaurant of that status in town. You “cat-walked” step by step as he beholds you from afar and he couldn’t wait to declare his manifesto, he stood up to give you an ovation until you sat.

Everything is still appearing as drama to you as you wondered which role are you playing in the scene. You were amazed that the scene is a table for two and not the usual restaurant of table for five you usually visit with him. His outfit appeals to you more this time because he was well packaged than usual as you wondered why he was appearing in such manner just to have lunch with you.

His motive for having lunch with you is to launch into a relationship with you but you were not sensitive yet. The lunch began as you started eating the fried rice and chicken while he was looking closely at you. You have taken over ten spoon while he is yet to take one as he dropped the fork in the plate and looked at you the more.

You asked him why he wasn’t eating but he said he felt full immediately he saw you. You didn’t know that it was his love for you that made him full and out of the multitudes of his belly, his mouth will speak.

Then he called your name in a solemn manner, looked into your eyes and told you he loves you. You were filled with awe and you responded; ” hope you haven’t taking it too far, we both love ourselves as friends”. He told you not as just friends but as spouses in the long run.

You felt he just cracked your nuts, you never saw it coming, a bit worried and disappointed. You couldn’t finish your favorite meal again and you told him you have to go promising to see him later.

Sister, his approach may be wrong but he has an intention and you were playing along. You aren’t the only female friend he has that should deserve all those attentions if he doesn’t have an intention.

To be continued.

_Senior Advocate (Prophetic Romance Constituency), Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria._

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO IS CONVINCED BUT WANTS TO QUIT AFTER A RED CARD; THE SAME REFEREE THAT GAVE YOU A RED CARD CAN GIVE YOU A PENALTY IF YOU STEP UP YOUR GAME BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO IS CONVINCED BUT WANTS TO QUIT AFTER A RED CARD; THE SAME REFEREE THAT GAVE YOU A RED CARD CAN GIVE YOU A PENALTY IF YOU STEP UP YOUR GAME BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE.

Dear Bobo,

If you really follow CR7, the football legend, you could be familiar with the fact that a referee that once gave me red card later game him a penalty some day. Ronaldo accepted the red card, used the moment of suspension to restrategize and stepped up the game. When he was privileged again to be on the field with the same referee, the referee consented to his conviction in grand style.

It’s only a player that doesn’t have clear prospects in a tournament that would give up in a tournament that he is not playing again because he received a red card during a particular match.

Brother, I know you are downcast that the Bae gave you a red card after all your convictions and confirmations. I know you felt disappointed that you prayed and you were led to propose to her. I know you even saw her in your dreams but the only thing she could imagine that you deserve is a “NO”.

Padi, don’t go and drink “battery water” because you are still feeling embarrassed that she gave you a “NO” for that proposal. Don’t consider jumping into the well because you think you would not be able to withstand her friends getting to know about it.

If you consider doing any of these negative actions, don’t be surprised that if you die on her matter, another brother would still propose to her on the day of your funeral. It may even be during the ceremony. Calm down baba, something positive can still happen.

Before you make the decision to behave like some players do, don’t shout back at the referee during the match because she gave you a red card. She may make you feel the match is over for you at that moment but I want you to know that the tournament is still on and she is still in the tournament.

Maintain and cultivate a good relationship with her because she can start to develop interest in your prospect later.

Like VAR (Video Assistance Referee) at the world cup, the Holy Ghost is the VAR in this tournament and he can replay your matter to her again and she can get back to you or prepare for you to get another opportunity if you persist.

I know you cried after the red card as you comforted yourself with the words; “men don’t cry, they only shield tears”. Padi, whether it’s a cry or tears, I just know say water comot for your eyes.

I know you have started deleting her pictures on your phone. Yeye, as if you can erase her image from your heart. Lol, as you read this letter you can still see the pictures of this Princess Charming, she is freshly fair like “Mammador Groundnut Oil” and you still can’t tell why you can’t lose your feelings for her.

This moment of your suspension, use it to pray to win her heart, appreciate her and restrategize. Let her know, you won’t relent on her matter and the tournament is still on. This game is “WHO WANTS TO BE A BAETONAIRE”, don’t walk away. Use other live lines, call a friend or tell the Holy Ghost to remove things in her that is not making you the answer in her heart.

She actually saw your proposal as a hard tackle that deserves a red card hopefully because she never saw it coming, she wasn’t prepared for it or she never expected it from you. Don’t give up bro., she can still award you a penalty to compensate you of your desires.

If she eventually gives you a penalty, please don’t play the penalty to “throw in”. Don’t despise her concern and care for you. Take advantage of the chance positively, don’t use it as a pay back moment for giving you a red card earlier. Don’t try to prove that you don’t deserve a red card earlier by making her feel she is at your mercy. You didn’t only demand her, you deserve her and she does too.

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO WANTS TO PROPOSE TO THAT BAE SOON; BEFORE YOU PROCEED CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO WANTS TO PROPOSE TO THAT BAE SOON; BEFORE YOU PROCEED CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

It’s not enough to see visions because I will ask you if she is the only lady you have ever seen in your dreams over time and will you propose to all of them because you saw them?

It’s not enough that your friends and mentors have confirmed her as your prospective future wife, that you are convinced doesn’t mean she can’t be confused and her consent determines the game.

It’s not enough that she is inquisitive to know every thing about you, she might be doing it from a free heart, you may be the one giving meaning to it.

That she is checking and following your social media status doesn’t mean she will be the one to change your marital status to “engaged”.

She may introduce you to her friends many times but she is not seeing you as the man she wants to introduce you the right time to her parents as her Mr. Right.

Don’t mistake her desire to spend and share her time with you to her desire to spend her lifetime with you.

She may always love to engage you with discussions but never imagined to engage you with her emotions.

That your body is doing “gim gim” around her is not a sign to see her as your spouse, it may be as a result of you lusting over her cleavages. What you need at this time may not be a relationship with her but a deliverance from her.

Bobo, I know you want to eagerly tell her how you are feeling for her. I know you have written down names you want to call her, poems you want to read to her and songs you want to sing for her. I know you want to cuddle her and famz around her. I know you want to have eventful moment with her to share memories together.

Padi, I know you want to leave your colleagues in the “BAELESS ASSOCIATION OF SINGLE BROTHERS” and upgrade to join your colleagues that are engaged. I know you want to do morning and evening devotion with her on the phone. I know age is not on your side as your bald head and beards are becoming obvious by the day.

Take a moment to have a rethink. The words in this letter will either catalyze you to take action on time and terminate the whole process.

Please, I want you to know that “red card” is real and “red card” is not a respecter of persons, anointing or age. If she is already giving you some “yellow card” signals by her late dispositions to your sudden desire to get closer to her, don’t commit the next foul because that can cost you a straight “red card”.

I want you to know that many sisters will continue to respect you as a friend and would remain faithful to your relationship if you don’t eventually take this step of declaring your manifesto when you aren’t sure.

Truly that sister likes you and she is eyeing you but she loves you as a friend. Truly she is comfortable around you but she would only be comfortable with you as a friend.

If you cross your boundary, it may result to a relationship bandit oo. That you are her spiritual father or mentor doesn’t mean she will automatically play to your emotional drama.

If you think it’s her beauty that is attracting you to her, hope you know getting engaged to her doesn’t stop other ladies from being beautiful and you will also acknowledge their beauty.

If it’s her cleavage or physique that is turning you on, you will still see diverse “manifestations” of it on other ladies ooo. Don’t allow that be your conviction, you can wake up someday to discover that the physique is gone and the boobs are sagging.

Don’t think you can use her as the solution for your cravings for sex, research has shown that adultery is at the higher rate than fornication. Speak to your hormone sir, that “hard marking and tackle” you desire to give that sister can wait and be sure she is the one that deserves it.

Bobo, if you know you are convinced enough, don’t tarry oo else someone overtakes you and take your possession from you. Please, make your intention known on time.

Much love,
Legislator and Minister of Affairs, Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria,
Masterpiece David Olawade.

LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear MasterQueen,

Let me play the ring tone to you again, “you know I love you and I will always do”. I can hear your sonorous voice in response to the statement and it sounds as if it’s your first time of saying it to me. My heart is resonating in thoughts while my brain is revolving round the statement in deep meditation.

Bae, I’m yet to figure out the status I was when I approached you to pronounce my conjugal manifesto in anticipation of the ultimate proposal that would penultimate my action to take you to the altar for the whole world to see that I got a good catch finding the bone of my bone.

I can’t say if I was in the spirit or flesh when I approached you but I think what happened had never happened to me before. I was in the spirit and in the flesh at the same time.

I was in the spirit because I knew I prophesied, all the revelational and vocal gifts were at work in me at the same time; the discerning of spirit, spirit of prophecy, word of knowledge and word of wisdom found great expression as I told you things that happened to me years ago that I didn’t know earlier and experiences that would happen to us in years to come after moments of speaking in tongues before approaching you.

Bae, not only were Revelational gifts of the spirit were at work that day, the power gifts were at stand by. I held to the gift of faith, if you give me a “red card” for my intentions, I will remain positive, keep the faith alive that better days are ahead and with God all things are possible. I was steadfastly with the gift of healing, if you broke my heart with your disposition that day, I would be able to heal my heart immediately.

Even the fruit of the spirit were also at play; I am “gentle”, I felt “peace”, I had “Joy” like a river, I am “humble” and ready to let go of myself and ego, I was ready for “longsuffering”, to be “patient” and to “endure” if you will keep me waiting or on hold for long. I had to check my “temperament” to agree with yours and I have decided to be “faithful” to my words as a “meek” dude that I am.

I was in the flesh as I felt nervous and lots of vibrations were occurring inside me at the same time. I was emotional and looking into your eyes answered the thousands of questions on my mind.

I told you that I like you and you said you like me too. I told you again that I love you and you said you love me, but with the love of Christ and I began to wonder if my own love is love of Dragon. I proposed to you to marry me and you said you need to pray about it. I hope my manifesto hasn’t turned you to a prayer warrior and intercessor?

Please don’t use the time we are supposed to start this experience that I’m anticipating to go on your knees and if you are praying to rebuke that spirit that led me to you, “kole wark oo”. I’m also praying and ready to stay on your matter.

Please, in case your answer is going to be YES. Also pray that Jesus won’t come here anytime soon oo. Because you and I will not join Him back ooo. We will take permission and travel to one Island, for our honeymoon.

After some months, they will give us direction how to meet them up there in heaven. I have read Bible front and back, I have not seen any where God said there will be honeymoon in heaven.

I know you will report me to your friends, mentors, spiritual and biological parents. Before you make your decision, think deeply on their advice and counsels. Don’t just anchor your decision on them but if I be a man of God, every counsel of Ahitophel would not stand. Please permit my prayer, I don’t know how it’s doing me again my dear.

For your friends, I may have offended one of them before unconsciously or one of them is eyeing me and sees this time as a pay back; your mentors don’t know me, they may have issues against my name and career which may influence their judgment; your parents may not like my tribe and pocket, this can result in them being biase with their advice.

Bae, I know marriage is a spiritual institution but we would not leave the carnal engagements unturned ooo. As we would concentrate and give attention to the spiritual we would also take our time on the carnal involvements too.

I know speaking in tongues would be the official language in our home, we would greet ourselves in tongues, pray together, prophesy together, study together, fast together, get revelations together, get visions and fall into trance together.

We will also be carnal together, play football and watch matches together, exercise together, cook together, grace occasions together, play together and so on. We would minister to ourselves in the spirit, also in flesh and blood.

We will both be active together in the “upper room” and in the “other room”. As the people of Israel appeared before the Lord and were not ashamed. We would appear before ourselves and know ourselves intimately, we would not be ashamed.

We would have regular intercourse in the glory realm, we would smile, speak in tongues, prophesy and catch visions about the seeds that would be conceived. When you conceive, I won’t say, “You are pregnant”, I would say; “We are pregnant” because intercourse is an action between two parties in agreement. We would both take all the responsibilities; the house chores, waking up at midnights, cooking and even delivering of our baby.

We won’t use personal or subjective pronouns for entities in our pocession. We would say; our houses, our cars, our children and so on.

MasterQueen, as we had proposed over time to make ourselves the first mentor to our children in ministry, finance, marriage and career, we would do all in our capacity to live the best of life we can.

Matching attires and outfits is not negotiable in many of our outings oo. We will make some of our outings fashion parade and our children would be the judge.

To be continued.