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WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

WHY I MAY NOT PERMIT AND FROWN AT KISSING DOING COURTSHIP IF I EMERGE AS PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Some folks people reading this speech are already saying; “but kissing is not a sin and it is a way of expressing love for one another”. You are right. I agree with you that folks in the western world kiss one another even people that are not their bae or boo get this expression too.

I know that my fellow presidents of Baeless and Booless association in the western countries would find this ridiculous as well, since they are more liberal and they often greet themselves with kiss with no lust attached to it.

You can go ahead and quote scriptures for me to justify this “kissology” matter as if I don’t read bible. I know there is no part of the scriptures that says; “thou shall not kiss”, you will only find scriptures that encourages it even in the new testament (1 Cor. 16:20, Romans 16:16).

Am I against the scriptures? Or does it mean that God wants us to be kissing ourselves?

The mode of kissing admonished in the scriptures comes with cultural context of the Jews to greet one another with a kiss, somewhat on the cheek and not direct mouth to mouth kiss or “French kiss” as we fondly call it.

If Apostle Paul was a Yoruba man, it would have been written in one of the epistles in the bible that children should prostrate for their father while those in the western world would have found it difficult to comply due to their culture but it won’t be a sin if they don’t.

Judas kissed Jesus to greet Him and to identify Him to the soldiers for His arrest (Luke 22:47).

In Nigeria, we don’t kiss one another with kiss. Very few family members does the stamping of the cheek. Why? Jewish kiss is holy while Nigerian kiss is not Holy. Scriptures confirmed “holy” kiss for greeting alone.

Jewish kiss outside wedlock can’t lead to anything even behind closed doors while Nigerian kiss outside and inside wedlock, both behind open and closed doors will always lead to some unholy something. Let’s be sincere with ourselves, can you kiss your bae or boo or get kissed and your body won’t do “Gim Gim”?

For example, if I attend an event or meeting with my Bae and an usher either male or female (Lesbian alert) grabs her and kiss her as a greeting to prove to me that it’s holy kiss. Hmmm, I will remove my suit and give him or her “holy slaps” that would draw holy marks of Christ on his or her cheek.

If any man greets my Bae with handshake and doesn’t leave her hand as soon as possible, I will begin to suspect the person.

Let me ask you; can you kiss your bae during courtship in the presence of her parents or her pastors and tell them it’s holy kiss instructed in the bible? But if you are married, can you do it in their presence?

If kissing is the peak to prove love that must be expressed. Those that keep dog as a pet, I believe you love the dog. If I may ask, how many times have you kissed the dog mouth to mouth.

From the account of Judas’ kiss on Jesus, you can learn that some kiss at the wrong time and wrong place can be dangerous. The kiss sponsored the arrest of Jesus. In the same vein, untimely kiss in courtship can sponsor the arrest and withdrawal of the marriage in view.

Sister, any brother kissing you before marriage is only tasting you when he is yet to price and purchase you. If you are allowing it, that means you are a very cheap commodity with less value. It’s only a commodity with less value that can be tasted before purchase in the market.

May God forgive all of you that have been kissing your bae and boo behind closed doors but you have to stop now because if I emerge and catch you in the act, I will deal with you ooo.

Some brothers can tell how different parts of the body of the sisters they are courting taste. I will soon catch you and sentence you, I’m coming for you.

For the married couple, when I emerge, kissing your spouse regularly will be your compulsory obligation. We will also dedicate a national holiday for kissing i.e “National Kissing Day”.

Any man whose spouse reports to our relationship court for depriving her of regular kisses would be asked to pay her fine and kiss her one hundred times in the court premises.

If you will still vote for me despite this agenda on kiss, tell me “I Support You”.

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IF YOU THINK 3-DAYS MARATHON FASTING AND PRAYER IS EASY, YOU CAN START ONE TOMORROW.

IF YOU THINK 3-DAYS MARATHON FASTING AND PRAYER IS EASY, YOU CAN START ONE TOMORROW.

When MASTERPIECE enters the Kitchen, he becomes MASTERCHEF. Some ministrations take you from the upper room to the supper room. For those that are married, then to the other room. From the pulpit to the kitchen.๐Ÿฝ

Sometimes, he that has an ear must also hear what the flesh is saying ooo. You may be surprised at my wrist watch, mama taught me the need to be conscious of time while cooking.

You may wonder why I’m I not on apron, it is not all assignment that requires its default costumes even policemen sometimes, don’t wear their uniforms on special duties.

Future bae, I have made up my mind, you, marriage or ministry can’t take me away from the kitchen ooo. I’m not trying to prove any point, it’s just my lifestyle ooo.

While we were fasting and praying, our legs were aching us and our jaws were in such pain but when it was time to enter the kitchen and feast, we couldn’t withhold the smiles as the pains disappeared suddenly.๐Ÿ˜ƒ

We listened to the melody of the spirit and the rhythm of our stomachs in the long run.

Our stomach remixed the song by Evang. Lawrence Oyor, “Bowl of fire” to “Bowl of rice and beans”.

We sang in this manner; “I cook it nice oo, I serve it hot; are you ready to eat a bowl of rice and beans”. “Have you ever tasted assorted stew, it will do you something inside you”.๐Ÿคจ

Guess what? It was the best meal I love to prepare for people though not my favorite dish. It’s rice and beans with assorted beef stew.

My NCCF, Benue brethren can testify to the wonder of the divine delicacies. I was Privileged to cook it in the family house every Monday for over four months.

Minstrel David Oghenerobor changed his fasting day from Monday, Apostle Awe tarried longer after Monday to his PPA as he always desired to partake. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Others became bona fide latecomers at their PPA because they can’t afford to miss Monday breakfast in the NCCF, Family house. ๐Ÿค”

The grace is at work here as Evang. Olu hosted us here again at Ibadan.

The hands that were laid on people to minister healings and deliverances can also wash plate sir. The hands that hold microphone should be able to hold spoon to devour food when necessary.

MY FIRST QUESTION AND INTERVIEW AFTER DECLARATION AS A PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANT FOR BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA.

MY FIRST QUESTION AND INTERVIEW AFTER DECLARATION AS A PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANT FOR BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA.

Presenter- President elect sir, what can a brother do if a lady is delaying on giving her consent for a relationship proposal.

Me- Hmmm, though we tell people and advised people not to take relationship issues to be extremely spiritual by adding carnal vibes to it.

Nevertheless, we shouldn’t downplay the place of engaging spiritual armory when necessary.

Presenter- What do you suggest for a brother in this kind of situation sir?

Me- I recommend that the brother prays 14- hours at stretch in the Holy Ghost on her matter and see the aftermath.

The brother will present her case before the court room of heaven but when I emerge as President, that won’t be necessary. The 10 Points agenda would cover for it.

Presenter- What would happen if the brother prays in such manner?

Me- Smiles, the sister would be seeing the brother everywhere ni oo if it’s God’s will. If she wants to watch T.V, the brother would appear on the screen. If she put on the radio, it’s the brother’s name she would hear.

Her phone wallpaper, social media profile display picture and status would change to the picture of the brother without her setting or uploading it.

If she sees her siblings, she would see the brother on their faces. If she cooks, she would see the brother appear in the pot.

If she wants to pray in tongues, she would be chanting the brother’s name uncontrollably.

Presenter- That’s serious sir, what would she do?

Me- serious indeed. If she doesn’t have panic disorder, she would reach the brother quickly to apologize for delaying and do the needful.

Presenter- if you don’t mind sir, how do you know this work?, did you do such? or have you done it before i.e pray for 14 hours at stretch on a sister’s matter.

Me- ha, I mind because I have mind ooo. Excuse me, I won’t answer that question and don’t ask me again. Even Jesus didn’t answer all questions of the Pharisees.

Any other question for the day?

Presenter- no sir but I’m not a Pharisee.

Me- Warefa, your president is here.

MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

MY 10 POINTS AGENDA AS AN ASPIRANT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

So I want to officially declare my intentions to run for the office of the president for the baeless and booless association of Nigeria.

After much advice, counsels and support from my team, friends and patrons, I have decided to take up the mantle and fight the good fight of faith.

A new relationship mentality is a reality, we could reduce divorce and break ups rate, singleness would no longer look like a curse, being engaged would no longer be a product of deliverance, getting a YES for a proposal would not always be a prayer point, knowing Mr. or Miss right would not always be by fasting, sex before marriage would be absolutely frowned at, there won’t be unwanted pregnancies and people would no longer do weddings with white hairs again.

These are my goals and intentions if I’m elected, I call it “MY 10 POINTS AGENDA”;

1. I will see to passing a bill that would ensure that courtship doesn’t exceed 3-years maximum.

2. I will ensure that getting a consent for a relationship and marriage proposal doesn’t exceed one year maximum and anything beyond that would be a punishable offence.

3. I will ensure that anyone that is not engaged at the age of 35 both male and female would be a suspect in the society. Hence, they could be detained for investigation and interrogation. This would make folks focus and make relationship part of their priority.

4. I will ensure that the reason of celibacy for some special people would go through proper scrutiny before they are allowed in the society, otherwise, they would be sentenced for remaining single that long.

5. I will see to the initiation and establishment of relationship court where brothers could sue or charge sisters to for giving them a red card or NO for their proposal. This court would get to the level of appeal where brother can continue on the case if they lost at one point.

6. I will connive and collaborate with other relationship writers and speakers even as the president to organize relationship seminars, hang outs, write books and articles for the baeless, booless and engaged citizens.

7. I will put up policies and collaborate with organization that will help fund vacations so that folks who are at the brink of breakups can go and bond stronger again. These funds would also cover for stipends to those in relationship whose challenge is finance.

8. I will declare four days in a year as a national public holiday for bae to find boo, boo to find bae and the engaged & married to have time to enjoy themselves.

9. I will ensure that break ups and divorce rate in Nigeria reduce by 50% before 2020; rate of single mothers is reduced to 1 out of 10 among women between 21 to 30 years.

10. I will kick against abortion, make it illegal and sex before marriage would be a lifetime imprisonment for anyone irrespective of background, religion, age or ethic. Anyone caught pregnant by chance would be arrested with the man that performed the act with her and would be charged to court with no appeal in view.

I know many would not want to vote for me again because of my agenda number 10 but you can’t stop me from emerging. If you see me anything on POP, please, hold anyone that is against agenda number 10 responsible. Note, I’m too defended to be defeated.

My transformation is the transformation. Please, I need volunteers that can help me steal ballot box in areas where they won’t vote for me.

If you know you will vote for me send me “Hi” and your favorite agenda number.

CC- Allinson Hyacintho (Grand Patron)
CC- Abaire Olawale (Party Chairman).

O MY SISTER HEAR THE SIGNAL; THE SURPRISE IS ON THE WAY BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

O MY SISTER HEAR THE SIGNAL; THE SURPRISE IS ON THE WAY BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Sister, that brother calls you often than he calls his parent and siblings but you said it doesn’t mean, he is just being nice. That kind of “niceness” is deep oh that he could skip his quiet time in the morning to have an hour of personal time with you on the phone.

He sends you airtime while he borrows airtime from his service provider to ring you if you got what he sent. He could do anything to please you but you feel he has no motive for these.

He takes you out for shopping, to see movies and sends you gifts on different occasion as a bid to win your heart but you think he is running a charity organization. If you think he is running a charity organization, hope you know and he knows you are not less privileged?

He introduced you to his mother on one of their family functions and his mum called you; “omo mi (my daughter)”. Lol, you think the old woman was saying that due to cultural attraction but she knows what she said from the signals she got that you failed to be sensitive to.

His friend calls you; “our sister” as they took you as their own but you concluded that everyone around him are just so nice.

You took his phone and saw yourself as the wallpaper but you said; “that’s so kind of you, let me give you more and better pictures”. He has over hundred of your pictures but only two of his mum. You concluded that all these doesn’t matter and he is just a friend with a different mindset. You are correct, there is a different mindset he has that you are about to be aware of.

He floods his social media timelines and statuses with your pictures when it’s not your birthday, he meant the smileys he uses but you feel; “what are friends for?”

You had a relationship talk with him and you asked him when he is likely to be engaged, he said soon. He told you he desires a lady like you and you responded with a free heart in sincerity; “may God grant you your heart desire”. He sees it as a confirmation and believed the prayer has been answered as he took a step of faith.

Suddenly, the anticipated day came when he invited you to the restaurant. You appeared alluring as usual but you wondered why he chose this restaurant of that status in town. You “cat-walked” step by step as he beholds you from afar and he couldn’t wait to declare his manifesto, he stood up to give you an ovation until you sat.

Everything is still appearing as drama to you as you wondered which role are you playing in the scene. You were amazed that the scene is a table for two and not the usual restaurant of table for five you usually visit with him. His outfit appeals to you more this time because he was well packaged than usual as you wondered why he was appearing in such manner just to have lunch with you.

His motive for having lunch with you is to launch into a relationship with you but you were not sensitive yet. The lunch began as you started eating the fried rice and chicken while he was looking closely at you. You have taken over ten spoon while he is yet to take one as he dropped the fork in the plate and looked at you the more.

You asked him why he wasn’t eating but he said he felt full immediately he saw you. You didn’t know that it was his love for you that made him full and out of the multitudes of his belly, his mouth will speak.

Then he called your name in a solemn manner, looked into your eyes and told you he loves you. You were filled with awe and you responded; ” hope you haven’t taking it too far, we both love ourselves as friends”. He told you not as just friends but as spouses in the long run.

You felt he just cracked your nuts, you never saw it coming, a bit worried and disappointed. You couldn’t finish your favorite meal again and you told him you have to go promising to see him later.

Sister, his approach may be wrong but he has an intention and you were playing along. You aren’t the only female friend he has that should deserve all those attentions if he doesn’t have an intention.

To be continued.

_Senior Advocate (Prophetic Romance Constituency), Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria._

LETTER TO MY BAE; I CAN BE IN LOVE WITH YOU AND STILL BE LUSTING AFTER YOU BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY BAE; I CAN BE IN LOVE WITH YOU AND STILL BE LUSTING AFTER YOU BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear Honey pie,

I find it important to discuss some issues that are of high esteem to me at this time as it appears more and more as though we can’t do without ourselves. Please, if you truly love me, give attention to every word I would emphasize in this letter and your adherence to the instructions would be a great prove of your love for me.

Bae, please, remind me moments after moments when I come around you at times and places that aren’t convenient that God has put me in your garden with a forbidden fruit that I can’t taste for the now until God hands you legitimately to me to be your gardener.

Remind me that there are other trees in your garden that I can eat from for the now which includes; the tree of your wisdom, intercession, expertise, counsel and comfort but that tree of knowing you in that “glory” in the other room is forbidden for the now.

If I persist in our relationship that I don’t want to only know you in the upper room that I want a taste of you in the other room, please tell me you will report me to God in this manner as Jesus said of his disciples; “out of all the brothers you have given me O God, I have kept all except David the son of Fornication”.

Please threaten me with a “red card” if I desire to give you a hard tackle. Don’t cover up for my excesses or inadequacies. Slap me if you can because that your anointed slap on my cheek in such moment can save God’s call upon my head.

If we get to see and be alone, if I tell you I want to touch you, remind me that I have come to a mountain that can’t be touched. If I move closer again to you on the couch, say to me again; “touch not my anointed and do my prophetess no harm”. If I’m not relenting after you have quoted these scriptures, please permit the anointing to slap me to come upon you.

If I get angry for you to have slapped me in such moment, tell me; “since the day lust crept into my heart till now, our relationship suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force”. The slap and the scripture would reset me back to my default configuration and feel free to report my strange acts to my spiritual father that you know.

Masterqueen, If we are together alone and I tell you I feel led to lay hands on you, please tell me I’m the one that needs deliverance from lust and rebuke that strange desire. Don’t listen to me no matter the dimension of anointing you see me manifest when I’m alone with you and I tell you I want to impart you where no third party is.

I have a secret agenda if I tell you I want to do impartation for you in the bed room, bae wise up oo. Pray that God exposes and reveals every hidden agenda I have towards you both the good ones and the bad ones.

If I’m confident to tell you, I want to touch your body, be bold to tell me your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost. If I tell you the Holy Ghost lives inside of me and I want to touch you, tell me at such moment that it’s lust you are seeing in me and not the Holy Ghost.

Don’t give me a mind when I tell you eyes should not see neither should it come to the heart of men what I had prepared for you as your lover in the secret place if you follow me. Tell me you can behold in open face like in a glass wherever I have prepared for you and God has also prepared something better for us when we get married.

If I tell you, I wish to be greeting you with a holy kiss as recorded in the scriptures, remind me about the account of Judas whose kiss on Jesus became an issue because it was done in the wrong place, for a wrong motive and at the wrong time.

If I tell you that “my case is different” also threaten me by saying; “my red card will be different” because I will it for committing the foul of kissing you while we are still courting.

Please don’t response to my chats or voice notes when I sing these songs to you; “draw me close to you, never let me fall” or respond in this manner; “if you want to fall, fall alone and not on me or with me”. If I also sing this to you late in the night; “I just want to be where you are, dwelling daily in your presence”, tell me; where you are now, I can’t be there and I can’t get to be around you daily for the now.

Bae, don’t let these my strange actions discourage you or doubt my love for you. I will try to avoid them from happening but if it eventually happens, please do the necessary. I know there will be moments where I feel like touching and cuddling you but I will try to fight this good fight of faith to make purity our watch word in our relationship and I won’t bridge my commitment in upholding it.

My love, I know there will be moments when we are together that your own body will be doing “gim gim” towards me too. Please, try and curtail it oo. Don’t let me know and pretend that you are fine because I may just be waiting for you to throw yourself to me at such a time to take the advantage.

Remember, in our society, women mostly get the blame, you can ask the woman caught in the act if adultery that was brought to Jesus. I believe it takes two people to commit adultery, I wonder why they spared the man after they were caught in such act.

This proves the point that, purity in our relationship to a large extend is determined by you as I also strive to play my part.

Bae, remind me that we will one day tell our children and generation how we prepared ourselves for our marriage. We won’t tell our story as a lesson for them to avoid our mistakes because everything done in the secret would have to be revealed in the opened and we would be hypocritical if we tell them to do what we couldn’t do in abstinence and purity.

Please, tell me of a time after we now have access to know ourselves anytime, anywhere and anyhow that I can be around you for days and not feel like touching you because I would have been used to it and at that time what would sustain our love would not only be sex.

I’m still finding it difficulty to believe it that I will be around you under such hospice and spare you, I’m anticipating such a time someday sha. Maybe I don’t get it, I’m trying to fathom it that you will be under my “ministration” in the other room and I won’t stir the anointing to lay hands on you and impart you saying “such as I have, I give you”. We shall see, only time would tell.

I see you dear, I love you for you.
Your soon to be Boo.
#AManOfOneBae

Senior Advocate (Prophetic Romance Constituency), Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria.

IF YOU SEE MY BROTHER, PASTOR DANIEL OLAWANDE, TELL HIM THESE ARE WHAT I HAVE AGAINST HIM.

IF YOU SEE MY BROTHER, PASTOR DANIEL OLAWANDE, TELL HIM THESE ARE WHAT I HAVE AGAINST HIM.

Please, I won’t listen to any apologies or explanations on his behalf and I would be so factual to communicate my plight.

Often times, we have been mistaken to be “twin brothers” but he does not care to leave me as a “single brother”.

He accepted that I’m is brother on different occasions when he was asked but he didn’t tell me how to make a sister around me accept relationship proposal even when we see on different occasion.

He told me to always sustain the fire in my bones but he didn’t tell me to look for a sister that carries fire to be the bone of my bone as he did.

He told me the Lord would make “everything beautiful in his time’ but he didn’t tell me to look for a sister that his “beautiful all the time in everything” as he has found sister Nifemi.

He told me I need to be “prophetic to be impactful”, he didn’t tell me I needed to be “prophetic to be romantic”.

He told me “how necessary it is to be engaged with the things of God” but he didn’t tell me “how necessary it is to be engaged to the sister of God”.

Anytime we meet, he tells me about the “move of God in the public” but he didn’t tell me “the sister of God is moving him in the secret”. Please help me ask him, is that not “hypocrisy”.

The last time we saw, he addressed me as “boss” with the same mouth he uses to call sister Nifemi “Bae”. Thank God everyone knows who the Boss is between us and who the Bae is. Please, is that not “deceptive”.

Lol, you think I didn’t know that it was not flesh and blood that revealed the pattern of your proposal to you that day at RCCG Youth centre.

You think I didn’t know that it was the gift of discerning of spirits that you used to capture that song you sang before the proposal, “Ife re po, ife re po gan”.

Baba, you sly me big time and you know I’m really going to get back to you. Lol, from today I “dis-twin brother you oo” and don’t beg me.

I love you sir, thanks for always inspiring me. Been a long time coming Boss. Together we would be all that Christ has made us and do our part in heralding this generation.

I put my hands into yours and would stand by you till the end. You are my brother, my daddy is your daddy and importantly, my God is your God. Lol, I know some folks are expecting me to add “you spouse is my spouse” but I don’t want to die young. Our daddy (Daddy G.O) during the wedding anniversary told us that he can kill because of our Mummy (Mummy G.O) and I know definitely you can do the same with same believe and covering.

We are connected for life. Greater things are ahead of us. Let’s keep pressing and progressing. Our beginning is yet to began, we are still warming up.

Our minds are made up, our heads are up high and our eyes are on the goal. Everyday is a plus for us.

Thanks for checking on me this morning. I’m not taking it for granted neither did I deserve it, love made it all possible.

Now, I’m waiting for who will apologize or give an explanation on your behave.