MY FIRST QUESTION AND INTERVIEW AFTER DECLARATION AS A PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANT FOR BAELESS AND BOOLESS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA.
Presenter- President elect sir, what can a brother do if a lady is delaying on giving her consent for a relationship proposal.
Me- Hmmm, though we tell people and advised people not to take relationship issues to be extremely spiritual by adding carnal vibes to it.
Nevertheless, we shouldn’t downplay the place of engaging spiritual armory when necessary.
Presenter- What do you suggest for a brother in this kind of situation sir?
Me- I recommend that the brother prays 14- hours at stretch in the Holy Ghost on her matter and see the aftermath.
The brother will present her case before the court room of heaven but when I emerge as President, that won’t be necessary. The 10 Points agenda would cover for it.
Presenter- What would happen if the brother prays in such manner?
Me- Smiles, the sister would be seeing the brother everywhere ni oo if it’s God’s will. If she wants to watch T.V, the brother would appear on the screen. If she put on the radio, it’s the brother’s name she would hear.
Her phone wallpaper, social media profile display picture and status would change to the picture of the brother without her setting or uploading it.
If she sees her siblings, she would see the brother on their faces. If she cooks, she would see the brother appear in the pot.
If she wants to pray in tongues, she would be chanting the brother’s name uncontrollably.
Presenter- That’s serious sir, what would she do?
Me- serious indeed. If she doesn’t have panic disorder, she would reach the brother quickly to apologize for delaying and do the needful.
Presenter- if you don’t mind sir, how do you know this work?, did you do such? or have you done it before i.e pray for 14 hours at stretch on a sister’s matter.
Me- ha, I mind because I have mind ooo. Excuse me, I won’t answer that question and don’t ask me again. Even Jesus didn’t answer all questions of the Pharisees.
Any other question for the day?
Presenter- no sir but I’m not a Pharisee.
Me- Warefa, your president is here.