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LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO WANTS TO PROPOSE TO THAT BAE SOON; BEFORE YOU PROCEED CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO THAT BROTHER WHO WANTS TO PROPOSE TO THAT BAE SOON; BEFORE YOU PROCEED CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

It’s not enough to see visions because I will ask you if she is the only lady you have ever seen in your dreams over time and will you propose to all of them because you saw them?

It’s not enough that your friends and mentors have confirmed her as your prospective future wife, that you are convinced doesn’t mean she can’t be confused and her consent determines the game.

It’s not enough that she is inquisitive to know every thing about you, she might be doing it from a free heart, you may be the one giving meaning to it.

That she is checking and following your social media status doesn’t mean she will be the one to change your marital status to “engaged”.

She may introduce you to her friends many times but she is not seeing you as the man she wants to introduce you the right time to her parents as her Mr. Right.

Don’t mistake her desire to spend and share her time with you to her desire to spend her lifetime with you.

She may always love to engage you with discussions but never imagined to engage you with her emotions.

That your body is doing “gim gim” around her is not a sign to see her as your spouse, it may be as a result of you lusting over her cleavages. What you need at this time may not be a relationship with her but a deliverance from her.

Bobo, I know you want to eagerly tell her how you are feeling for her. I know you have written down names you want to call her, poems you want to read to her and songs you want to sing for her. I know you want to cuddle her and famz around her. I know you want to have eventful moment with her to share memories together.

Padi, I know you want to leave your colleagues in the “BAELESS ASSOCIATION OF SINGLE BROTHERS” and upgrade to join your colleagues that are engaged. I know you want to do morning and evening devotion with her on the phone. I know age is not on your side as your bald head and beards are becoming obvious by the day.

Take a moment to have a rethink. The words in this letter will either catalyze you to take action on time and terminate the whole process.

Please, I want you to know that “red card” is real and “red card” is not a respecter of persons, anointing or age. If she is already giving you some “yellow card” signals by her late dispositions to your sudden desire to get closer to her, don’t commit the next foul because that can cost you a straight “red card”.

I want you to know that many sisters will continue to respect you as a friend and would remain faithful to your relationship if you don’t eventually take this step of declaring your manifesto when you aren’t sure.

Truly that sister likes you and she is eyeing you but she loves you as a friend. Truly she is comfortable around you but she would only be comfortable with you as a friend.

If you cross your boundary, it may result to a relationship bandit oo. That you are her spiritual father or mentor doesn’t mean she will automatically play to your emotional drama.

If you think it’s her beauty that is attracting you to her, hope you know getting engaged to her doesn’t stop other ladies from being beautiful and you will also acknowledge their beauty.

If it’s her cleavage or physique that is turning you on, you will still see diverse “manifestations” of it on other ladies ooo. Don’t allow that be your conviction, you can wake up someday to discover that the physique is gone and the boobs are sagging.

Don’t think you can use her as the solution for your cravings for sex, research has shown that adultery is at the higher rate than fornication. Speak to your hormone sir, that “hard marking and tackle” you desire to give that sister can wait and be sure she is the one that deserves it.

Bobo, if you know you are convinced enough, don’t tarry oo else someone overtakes you and take your possession from you. Please, make your intention known on time.

Much love,
Legislator and Minister of Affairs, Association Of Baeless Single Brothers Of Nigeria,
Masterpiece David Olawade.

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LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY BAE: CAN WE BE ‘CARNAL’ PLEASE? BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear MasterQueen,

Let me play the ring tone to you again, “you know I love you and I will always do”. I can hear your sonorous voice in response to the statement and it sounds as if it’s your first time of saying it to me. My heart is resonating in thoughts while my brain is revolving round the statement in deep meditation.

Bae, I’m yet to figure out the status I was when I approached you to pronounce my conjugal manifesto in anticipation of the ultimate proposal that would penultimate my action to take you to the altar for the whole world to see that I got a good catch finding the bone of my bone.

I can’t say if I was in the spirit or flesh when I approached you but I think what happened had never happened to me before. I was in the spirit and in the flesh at the same time.

I was in the spirit because I knew I prophesied, all the revelational and vocal gifts were at work in me at the same time; the discerning of spirit, spirit of prophecy, word of knowledge and word of wisdom found great expression as I told you things that happened to me years ago that I didn’t know earlier and experiences that would happen to us in years to come after moments of speaking in tongues before approaching you.

Bae, not only were Revelational gifts of the spirit were at work that day, the power gifts were at stand by. I held to the gift of faith, if you give me a “red card” for my intentions, I will remain positive, keep the faith alive that better days are ahead and with God all things are possible. I was steadfastly with the gift of healing, if you broke my heart with your disposition that day, I would be able to heal my heart immediately.

Even the fruit of the spirit were also at play; I am “gentle”, I felt “peace”, I had “Joy” like a river, I am “humble” and ready to let go of myself and ego, I was ready for “longsuffering”, to be “patient” and to “endure” if you will keep me waiting or on hold for long. I had to check my “temperament” to agree with yours and I have decided to be “faithful” to my words as a “meek” dude that I am.

I was in the flesh as I felt nervous and lots of vibrations were occurring inside me at the same time. I was emotional and looking into your eyes answered the thousands of questions on my mind.

I told you that I like you and you said you like me too. I told you again that I love you and you said you love me, but with the love of Christ and I began to wonder if my own love is love of Dragon. I proposed to you to marry me and you said you need to pray about it. I hope my manifesto hasn’t turned you to a prayer warrior and intercessor?

Please don’t use the time we are supposed to start this experience that I’m anticipating to go on your knees and if you are praying to rebuke that spirit that led me to you, “kole wark oo”. I’m also praying and ready to stay on your matter.

Please, in case your answer is going to be YES. Also pray that Jesus won’t come here anytime soon oo. Because you and I will not join Him back ooo. We will take permission and travel to one Island, for our honeymoon.

After some months, they will give us direction how to meet them up there in heaven. I have read Bible front and back, I have not seen any where God said there will be honeymoon in heaven.

I know you will report me to your friends, mentors, spiritual and biological parents. Before you make your decision, think deeply on their advice and counsels. Don’t just anchor your decision on them but if I be a man of God, every counsel of Ahitophel would not stand. Please permit my prayer, I don’t know how it’s doing me again my dear.

For your friends, I may have offended one of them before unconsciously or one of them is eyeing me and sees this time as a pay back; your mentors don’t know me, they may have issues against my name and career which may influence their judgment; your parents may not like my tribe and pocket, this can result in them being biase with their advice.

Bae, I know marriage is a spiritual institution but we would not leave the carnal engagements unturned ooo. As we would concentrate and give attention to the spiritual we would also take our time on the carnal involvements too.

I know speaking in tongues would be the official language in our home, we would greet ourselves in tongues, pray together, prophesy together, study together, fast together, get revelations together, get visions and fall into trance together.

We will also be carnal together, play football and watch matches together, exercise together, cook together, grace occasions together, play together and so on. We would minister to ourselves in the spirit, also in flesh and blood.

We will both be active together in the “upper room” and in the “other room”. As the people of Israel appeared before the Lord and were not ashamed. We would appear before ourselves and know ourselves intimately, we would not be ashamed.

We would have regular intercourse in the glory realm, we would smile, speak in tongues, prophesy and catch visions about the seeds that would be conceived. When you conceive, I won’t say, “You are pregnant”, I would say; “We are pregnant” because intercourse is an action between two parties in agreement. We would both take all the responsibilities; the house chores, waking up at midnights, cooking and even delivering of our baby.

We won’t use personal or subjective pronouns for entities in our pocession. We would say; our houses, our cars, our children and so on.

MasterQueen, as we had proposed over time to make ourselves the first mentor to our children in ministry, finance, marriage and career, we would do all in our capacity to live the best of life we can.

Matching attires and outfits is not negotiable in many of our outings oo. We will make some of our outings fashion parade and our children would be the judge.

To be continued.

BEFORE YOU VIEW NIGERIA’S MATCH TODAY; PLEASE CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

BEFORE YOU VIEW NIGERIA’S MATCH TODAY; PLEASE CONSIDER THESE BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

The only game Africans can play well is politics so don’t get hurt that two Africa nations have already crashed out of the world cup after playing just two matches. Tell those countries that are doing well at the world cup to come and compete with us in politics and see who can do it better.

We have track records of presidents, governors and senators retaining their positions for over 20 years despite several elections.

People whose votes from the results of our elections are more than those who registered to participate in the election, how many countries can beat that? Or how many countries have presidents who is older than the country in age?

As the world cup continues with different surprises, Africans has dominated in the surprises. 4 out of the 5 own goals were conceded by African teams while the 5th we had a hand in it for the other country to concede it. Meaning, we are experts in killing ourselves and making other people kill themselves too.

Out of the several direct free kick goals scored at the world cup, none was scored against an African team. Meaning, no free campaign or responsibility would thrive in Africa.

80% of the goals scored against African teams were from set pieces. This signals that any arrangement set in Africa would soon be pieced over time if care or proactive measures aren’t taken.

Now to the team “Nigeria”, if it would interest you; Our team prayed before the match, at the beginning of the match and after half time but they ended up losing to Croatia. The lesson is, some things answer to hard work, diligence and preparation not prayer or anointing. Don’t just pray for the Nigeria team to win, pray for them to prepare and strategize well.

After the loss to Croatia, do you know while many lamented and complained, the players got their financial alert for the match bonus, some visited a place to dance and celebrate as some Russian sisters in the Lord ministered to them in flesh and blood.

There is something different about our team that no other team can do. They make us, the fans to become mathematicians and soothsayers. They always leave us with a responsibility to predict the failures of other teams that can favour their failure or be to their advantage each time they represent us in a competition. Please, celebrate this uniqueness today ooo.

Please, someone should help me rebuke the spirit of “falling down” in Victor Moses ooo. Is he a London Bridge, a Mango tree or Rain?

If football was a spiritual gift and the Holy Spirit is a coach, it would have be written in the scriptures; “he gave some falling down and some hugging of their opponent”. Someone should also help me tell “Ekong” to stop hugging the opponent so intimately during the match oo. He should stop making the Referee avoid homosexuality display by awarding penalty to the opponent.

Someone should help me tell John Obi Mikel to stop jogging and doing fine boy on the field oo. He is not better than Marcelo or Ronaldo who are not ashamed to get stained on the field of play. He should neglect the statement of his wife after the loss to Croatia. She said whether he loses or wins, he remains a winner. If he loses, he is not a winner ooo, he would become a Returnee and Participant from Russia ooo.

Iceland is a country with population slightly above 300,000. The population in my local government area of resident is more than the whole country. Their football team comprises; medical doctors, farmers while their coach is a dentist by profession. Nigeria team have players that have been playing football for at least a decade as their profession so they have no excuse not to win today.

The big day is here, I stand with Nigeria as a patriot. We are winning, we are qualifying and we are proceeding to the next round by our calculations. Argentina and Iceland beware of the Super Eagles. Let’s go to Russia.

For the love of my Country, Patriotism and Football.

LETTER TO MY SON: BEING BETTER THAN ME IS THE LEAST YOU CAN EVER BE PART 1 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY SON: BEING BETTER THAN ME IS THE LEAST YOU CAN EVER BE PART 1 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear Masterprince,

It gladdens my heart that I’m writing you again to emphasize some of the prospects I shared with you sometimes ago. You know your exploits, impacts and relevance mean a lot to me. We would both be a failure if you fail to fulfill destiny maximally.

Listen to me champ, if you see my achievement in career, ministry and marriage as the standard to your success, that’s your first step to failure. Don’t try to match up with what I have done or what I’m doing, see beyond it and take it as a starting point for your conquest.

I know there are some opportunities I have made available to you that I never had access to while growing up, please do well to utilize and maximize them. As time goes on, I will share with you areas of my life where I failed and took with negligence before getting over them. These affected my progress to an extent but glory to God that I’m who and what I am today.

I can relate to how you feel as a teenager, the exurberances and peer pressure would seduce you but they are not more than what you can overcome. I also faced some, gave in to some, overcame some and many lessons were learnt. You don’t have to learn from negative experiences, all you need do is to be discipline and take responsibility.

I know how you feel those lonely nights and that early mornings when your body does “gim gim”. It’s a craving that shouldn’t be fed for the now. Don’t give in to “porno or masto”, I believe you understand my terms boy. Moments when rain falls and you feel cold as you imagine a company.

Don’t give in to do stuffs that aren’t convenient, the urges are signs that your hormones are getting ready for the real day and the appointed time.

Do well to respect the opposite sex ranging from your sister, your peer group and your future spouse. Defend them and don’t make them feel irrelevant. I know you must have heard that they are “weaker vessels”. Truly if they are weaker that proves the point that you are also weak and both needs the strength of God.

Champ, don’t be moved when some folks present to you immoral acts like smoking, clubbing and getting high on alcoholic beverages. Listen to my directives more because the folks around you are only privileged to experience one side of life that they don’t want to let go.

Why you should give attention to my words more is because I have been privileged to experience both sides of life, the good and the bad but I know that which is better.

Listen my prince, if you want to get high in the right earnest, you don’t need to go far or haywire to get that done, you only need to draw from within you. Inside you is a brewery and a wine press, the Holy Ghost is the bartender to give you as much as you desire. I tell you, this wine is never stale, just a shot of it would intoxicate you to do the supernatural.

I was a drunkard on the other side of life before I found this kind of level. When I discover this one, the difference is clear and I became a drunken master per time. I carry this brewery every where I go, I stagger and feel intoxicated time after time. There is no better way than this my son.

Some of your folks would call you small boy for not doing what they are doing but they are indeed the small boys. Bigger boys represent the kingdom, engage kingdom principle and demonstrate the supernatural as a lifestyle.

LETTER TO MY DAUGHTER: PLEASE GIVE ATTENTION TO MY WORDS BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

LETTER TO MY DAUGHTER: PLEASE GIVE ATTENTION TO MY WORDS BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Dear Masterprincess,

I won’t get tired of telling you “I love you” my dear and when those my other sons from another father try to get your head on by telling the same thing, you will be familiar with the statement because I sing it to your ears on daily basis.

I won’t force you to choose a career or discover a purpose, I will only try to connect you to He who has predestined you for a purpose, made you in His own image and knew you before you were formed in your mother’s womb. When you get to know this personality then you can make your inquiries and see reasons to be acquainted to Him.

Dear, I’m just like a watch dog over you, you and I will give account someday to this personality that predestined you for a purpose and made you in His image. I beg your pardon, do well to listen to my instructions and directives as you grow to becoming all that God has made you to be.

Don’t just give your life to him because I told you reasons to do so. Please, see reasons and be convinced before making such decision. If some folks tell you that living such life for Him is boring, tell them they are yet to taste the real one. The Holy Scriptures tells us, “taste and see that the Lord is good”, I’m a testimony to this.

There are decisions to make with ulterior motives but there is one that comes with ultimate motive. This decision is not a call to being religious or practicing doctrines, I will emphasize this when we discuss more in person.

Don’t give in to anyone who tells you that wearing ear rings, necklace, make ups, trousers, attaching braids or weavons would send you to hell. If you are comfortable with it in modesty please do my dear, your father is not condemning you and I’m sure your mum won’t. I will even buy them for you if you want me to.

Don’t listen to your friends who would tell you to “dress to kill”. From the intention they asked you to engage “to kill” they want you to partner with the devil on his mission; “to kill, steal and destroy”. Realistically, you end up killing guys in lust with such outfits but they also wound you too by their actions in formication.

Be careful, when they tell you; “you are hot” because they may be telling you in actual sense that you are radiating the heat from hell with your attire.

Don’t let them give you the compliment; “slay queen” by attires that exposes your cleavages, I will present to you a better and a more excellent way to slay guys.

It is called; “slaying in the Holy Ghost”. This kind makes those possessed to vibrate and fall at your appearance in decency. Don’t worry my dear, your mum will teach you more of this because she is also a “slay mama” in the actual context.

If any of friends tells you abstinence and keeping your virginity is archaic, run from her because she is your enemy. Those that lose theirs, lost it due to ignorance and negligence. Many are still feeling the hurts and pains till date and want you to experience similar occurrence.

If they tell you “virginity is lack of opportunity”, tell them you are proud to miss such opportunity to misbehave and live in regrets. Such miss is worth it my princess.

Don’t let any man touch you in a way that isn’t convenient. Any man that is not married to you that licks your lips or any part of your body is not kissing you but tasting you.

Don’t start any relationship at the early stage of your life when you don’t have plan for marriage soon. Don’t try “dating”, prepare to do courtship. Courtship shouldn’t be a Bsc certificate for 4years or MBBS for 7years, there are better things to do with your life. Use the early stage of your life to court your purpose and get married to your goals.

Don’t be deceived by engagement ring that has no marriage in view. Such ring becomes key holder in your finger or handcuff for life imprisonment. Connect with a guy that deserves you not the one that demands you and I will be so glad to hand you over to him in right earnest.

Don’t join folks to do the “twerking”, if you check their lives they are trekking with their future and trending in immorality.

Read and digest these for the now my dear, I will send you other directives as time goes on. I’m anticipating your arrival as I continue in making plans to do the necessary to give you the best life available for you here.

Your mum and I love you forever my princess.

Your soon to be Father,
Masterpiece David Olawade.

THIS IS MY PROPHECY FOR THE TEAMS THAT WOULD STAND OUT AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP AND A LESSON FOR OUR PERSONAL LIFE PART 1 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

THIS IS MY PROPHECY FOR THE TEAMS THAT WOULD STAND OUT AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP AND A LESSON FOR OUR PERSONAL LIFE PART 1 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Before the last UEFA Champion’s league final, some of my folks asked me which team would win the trophy. As a Liverpool fan they shouldn’t have expected me to rate Real Madrid above the team I love, I told them Liverpool will be winning come what may and they should take my words anywhere.

The big day came and my words didn’t come to past. They started calling me after the match, I responded to some and couldn’t resist the distress, I ignored some people’s messages and calls that night. Lol.

They said to me; “Pastor but you said Liverpool would win”. One have to be more careful when your close pals that don’t really call you pastor due to your close affiliate, call you Pastor before raising an issue. A3+, Apostle Awe Ayodele, thanks for mocking me that day ooo, I have not forgotten oo.

I responded to them by saying; “I was not in the spirit when I said Liverpool would win, flesh and blood revealed that one to me”. They persisted with more questions to mock me, I asked them again; “Is it your Liverpool or your trophy?”.

They reminded me that I said Liverpool slogan, “You will never walk alone” has always been coming to past. I told them, “We didn’t actually walk alone, we only walk without trophies sometimes”.

NOW TO THE SOON TO START FIFA WORLD CUP: SIX LESSONS IN MY OPINION

I mentioned some teams that would do brilliantly well and get to the finals but some folks said I don’t like my nation but these are my reasons;

1. Some teams like Nigeria only go to the world cup to participate and not to be among the finalists that’s why qualifying alone for the tournament calls for huge celebration. Teams like Brazil, Germany France don’t really celebrate when they qualify for the tournament because their focus has always been making it to the final.

In life, it is not every one that wants to make impacts with their names being written in the sand of time of their generation. Some are just comfortable being a mediocre and the peak of their life goals that they desire is just to be a bit financially stable, get married and have kids.

2. Why our team captain, John Obi Mikel also turned a football politician over night as he also made promise to the President and his aides before leaving the country for the tournament that they would be returning next month with the trophy.

Thanks to him anyway for making the politicians experience how it feels when one is at the mercy of failed and vague promises as they also do to the citizens.

Other teams are not only promising, they have been working, strategizing and preparing. That is why some teams may not need to pray before they would trash us on the field of play.

In life pursuit, prayer is not a substitute for diligence and responsibility. Promise and mere wishes can’t replace preparation and actions. God will bless the works of your hand more not only the mere “Amen” in your mouth. Amen is not a plan, it’s an agreement to take actions.

THE BILL “NOT TOO YOUNG TO RUN” WON’T BE EFFECTIVE WITHOUT THE BILL “TOO OLD TO RUN”; I CALL TO STOP THE LEADERS OF YESTERDAY FROM BECOMING THE LEADERS OF TODAY, PART 2 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

THE BILL “NOT TOO YOUNG TO RUN” WON’T BE EFFECTIVE WITHOUT THE BILL “TOO OLD TO RUN”; I CALL TO STOP THE LEADERS OF YESTERDAY FROM BECOMING THE LEADERS OF TODAY, PART 2 BY MASTERPIECE DAVID OLAWADE

Come to think of it, in a nation where the president and notable political gladiators are older than the nation itself.

How can a young Nigerian like me who is just getting into the law’s age bracket displace them someday if there is no law to limit them from their continuous involvement in the political recycling process.

How effective can the law, “NOT TO YOUNG TO RUN” be if our primary school rhymes “we are the leaders of tomorrow” haven’t been fulfilled due to the dominance of our elders in politics as they sing the rhyme, “we are the leaders of yesterday”.

My president as I write was the leader of yesterday when I was not born and still the leader today that I’m a youth. It begs the question; “who then is the leader of tomorrow?”. From my opinion, in Nigeria, the leaders of yesterday are the leaders of tomorrow.

I know a 70 years old politician, an indigene of Benue state whose time in active participation in politics is older than my age and has always retained a position. He was a military minister of Communication, then military governor of Niger state, He was senate president for 16 years, presently senator representing Benue state zone C at federal constituency and he is also aspiring to be the next governor of Benue.

Another fellow comes to mind among others, a one time governor of Ekiti state whose failures still speaks on volumes, the present minister of Solid Minerals Development and presently vying for the position of the governor of the state he once ruled.

Can we then emphatically say with much assertion that the leaders of yesterday are still the one ruling us as we continue the recycling process in anticipation of other past or present governors, senators and ministers vying for same or other positions at their old ages?

Then, what is the faith of the law, “Not To Young To Run” when the old have no restrictions to remain in the system?